the types of mutuals:
-just a dude
-secretively a god
-secretively a god but bad at hiding it
-chaos incarnate
-vague gremlin
-the wholesome bean
-the precious bean
-yearn incarnate
-info dump fren
-cursed bitch ass motherfucker
-*incomprehensible chanting*
-mumble
-fandom hive
@the-goddess-of-annoying im back again! also, you’re *incomprehensible chanting*
what did they mean by this...
>looking for a new church
>ask the church if their god is crunchy or chewy
>girl doesnt understand
>i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is crunchy and what is chewy
>she laughs and says "its a good god sir"
>its chewy
Honestly, I think god is crunchy though.
yeah, I know the feeling
And then like, half want through the project, you lose motivation and wanna go back to sleep but it’s already the middle of the day.
The feminine urge to CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES GRIND THEIR BONES INTO DIRT MAKE THEM REGRET THEY WERE EVER BORN
The masculine urge to ✨hug your friends! ✨ 💖 Play games and dressup with them! 💖 🥰And make them feel like valued parts of your life! 🥰
the nonbinary urge to
urrrrrrmmmm
The questioning urge to just
✨👹✨
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